What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

After a few moments he returns.

{RING} {RING}

If you received hand-me-downs as a child, how did they make you feel?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

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Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

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ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

When did you realize that your childhood was not normal?

Sure no problem officer.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Yes sir it is.

Why have cell phones, the internet, and reality TV turned the world into a toilet, as this has not advanced us in any way?

HELLO

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?